25.1.10

25th January: IN GOD WE TRUST, IN PEOPLE CASH COMES FIRST

I never got the idea of how Arabs start to flirt when they like the opposite sex. Please do not get me wrong, i know how horny we can get, but damn, we need to control ourselves. Anyways back to the day. As you all know i had an accident and my Yaris is damaged, so i can not drive it at all, and now am driving one of my uncle's favorite Suzuki Vitara 2 door. Don't get me wrong, the car is perfect with the manual gear, the air conditioning still cooling like your fridge, and the best yet is that the car has no tints. I still wonder why?

Anyways today i was @ the traffic lights and this beautiful girl was on my left side (For those of you in UK, we arabs drive on the Left hand side) and she kept on smiling @ me, so i decided to smile back, and she increased her mood to very happy when she saw my reaction. She was cute, with the shades on and her head scarf, she looked nice to me, but she was in a Dhaihatsu Siron. All of a sudden she raised her phone up and showed it to me, i was suprised coz she wanted my phone number! The best part ever just came into play.
Sometimes the driver's window refuses to open, (Don't know why the hell is that) so i pressed the button over and over again, but it did not work, finally as i was about to open the door and give her my number, the damn traffic lights changed from red to green and the lady left........

Now people tell me, who the hell should i blame for this small incident ?
A. My Uncle       B. Myself         C. The Girl



** By the way, i got a new image today, to me it says struggling to be free. And another way to look @ it, would be by saying: "In God We Trust, In People Cash Comes First"

 We just launched National Recovery Services LLC in Oman, A DEBT COLLECTION AGENCY, and believe me, for those who used there time to call me and tell me that i owed them and had to pay them before i was sued, Yes, Revenge is on its way..........

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Definitely your fault; your uncle gave you a car to help you commute from point A to B; you are insane if you expected him to fix the window while I guess you can do it yourself....so as a token of appreciation to your uncle; get the window fixed and do other minor repairs!!! for the gal...mmh tough luck..may be God protected you from STDs!

Asadh2 said...

You know what's funny about the comment above, the owner of the car had executed 10 minutes of his blessed life to comment on a topic that involves one of his most prized possessions. I wonder how back in the days you actually had a date in the Suzuki. But you know me. Grateful for having a an uncle like you......