11.5.10

Where Is That Real Talk: MCT's Dirty Version!

I am full of shit, i agree. But the rest of the city is worse than me. Seen more than i expected, and i feel like talking it out. MCT has implemented the new NO SMOKING SHIT so that public buildings can be smoke free, even coffee @ your local coffee shack sucks to the extreme. I wonder where this person got this idea of putting up such a rule. If you go clubbing, the entire club smells of cold hype fusion oxygen until you realize that sweat is mixing with armpit and with that alone it creates a distinctive CAUTION!!!!! smell....
Muscat Daily and i think other newspapers printed out some weird *** story... It just caught my attention because i am assuming my company must be there!

They blacklisted 50 companies for some illegal sh** they were doing. As in if daddy has to do the illegal sh** to feed his family, let the man do what he can do. Business is business, nothing more, nothing less. I like the thought of Newspapers in Oman publishing whatever they feel like nowadays. Next they will be paparazzi's snapping pictures of famous locals doing wrong shit.
~101hustle~ came up with a new name for female hustlers, call them HUSTLERETTE, damn, i should talk to Oxford to fictionalize that in the dictionary. Get your money @ all means possible. I would love to promote crime, but crime in Oman is extending to some unique factor that even the law can not do anything about it. Yet one thing the law can do well is is stop you on the road and ask for your driver's license and vehicle's registration!

Was with DJ Moodz this past week, and damn, even though he is a dj who threw a well off Traffic Light Remix, i swear i almost mistook him for an electrician. He had his whole truck opened like he knew what the hell he was doing..... Dj making music and events is not close to dismantling a car/truck... A look inside the man's musical life while driving, hehe, Dj do not kill me for this by the way.




I need coffee, and Lil Wayne on lockup but he has songs coming out with Young Money, tell me how do you consider one a criminal when he can record a videos online. I think his cell got some Wi-Fi internet connection out there...... As in his Twitter account is still active? How the ****?


Do you Swag? How well do you Swag? Well Swagger Dead! If you still Swaggin' then you are nothing but an old downgraded skunk piece of Wh*** Sh**.
I still listen to Jay-Z and Snoop Dogg back to back everyday and my iPod plays the latest tracks all the way, not like the local fm stations who still be playing some old joints they had on the Billboard top ten when your parents got married....
I need someone to evaluate every insane garbage that comes out of my forehead as a thought. By the way, someone quit his job just because me and half the city had alot of Credit.
Nowadays everyone wants to be a terrorist, apparently blowing up things will get you famous and a front page headline and a sweet picture, call it being popular by self demand. Last week or so, some dude blew up a car in Times Square, New York, if some of you know where that is on the globe. (East Coast of USA, Please Google it.) and this one did it @ Karachi Airport.
 Chelsea won the Premier League this year, happy Samsung Bustards, Drogba was happy and sh**, anyways we shall meet them next year! Anyways Enjoy your days until the next blog

2.5.10

My Liquid Coke Addiction

Friends, family, and all others who know me from far and near. I come forward to you with my face paled and heart broken, in pain, sorrow and totally embarrassed to say that i am 100% a COKE ADDICT. Yes, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Coke is in my body, mind and soul all the time. I sacrifice things for a simple shot of Coke. My family has stood beside but i think they have given up hope and are on the urge of either throwing me out the house or sending me to a rehabilitation.
As i sit with my laptop, writing this blog, i have Coke beside me all the time, i take it to work, got a few packs in the car, and sometimes even the police have stopped me on the road for driving under the influence of this so called drug called Liquid Coke.
It all started way back in Africa, but it was a one time thing, like during the weekends and special occasions, and over the years it has steadily increased to the level that if i do not have Coke, i think i might malfunction or stop in some weird kind of way!
My new boss keeps a pack in her office just incase i stop functioning while at work. I know it's loving and caring for a friend but i think it's getting way out of control.
Just last week i had 30 Cokes throughout the day. I swear to you, it will kill me slowly like the fire in hell.
What i beg of you, my friend, my sister, my brother, my love, help me get away from this addiction. I will die, and if you do not care for me, who will?


Anyways, please as your driving towards my house, stop by the supermarket and get me a pack of Coke. haha, Coke addict....... Asad, and you almost believed it........

Coca Cola, Not Cocaine................